The Joys of Retirement

This was passed on by my friend Mark who was as chemical engineering graduate.

As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world.
It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable
achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage to take on challenges
that would make many of us wither. Harold Sclumberg is such a person. 

I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired'?
Well. I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background,
and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch, and margaritas into
urine.  And I'm pretty damn good at it, too!!